Kids Books - Humor

I loved it sooooooo much!!!!!!!!! it made me lugh and was really cool how the prince's mom was a... TROLL! tottaley worth ready like all the other books by wendy Mass.

Before reading this life-saving book and this review, you would have never thought that DANGER IS EVERYWHERE. You just don't take the time to think that, "Oh no, I better sleep in a bathtub today so I would be safe in case there's a flood!" or, "I should wear my garlic necklaces today in case the sub turns out to be a vampire!" This book is here for that purpose - Docter Noel Zone would like to warn everywhere that the world is full of danger, and he will carefully instruct you how to avoid it in this well-crafted handbook. This is the best handbook I have seen in years - it has precise instructions, pictures to go along with the steps, and surprises that will make you jump out of your seat (why didn't you pick a safe place to sit?) and more! Here are a few things to remember before reading this book (CAUTION, CAUTION): (1) make sure you are reading this book in a secure spot (2) check under the bed or the chair for any suspicious pets that could eat you (3) slowly turn the pages until you get to page 9 (4) stomp on the book until the page 9 scorpion has been squelched (5) sit back down and try to enjoy the book without having to stop reading because it is too frightening. There is an emergency TEPOC (the emergency page of calm) in case you are in urgent need, and another warning is that there are a lot of acronyms in this book. This is because if you are in an emergency (for example: a bear is attacking you) you don't have time to say, "OH MY GOSH A BEAR IS ATTACKING ME HELP SOMEBODY MOMMMYYYYY!" because then you would already be eaten. The correct way to handle a situation like this is to dance and say, "TIABA! TIABA!" (This is a bear alert!) Reader Tip: Put a spare bookmark in the acronym page, you'll need a photographic memory to memorize them all ;) It all started one day when Docter Noel Zone was a lifeguard at a swimming pool. It was a fine day until Docter Noel Zone noticed all the danger that could happen! So he set some new rules into place and no one came to the swimming pool again, but hey, that doesn't matter if you're safe? Right? :thumbs up: Even though Docter Noel Zone's first priority is safety, he knows how to have fun! He's just a regular guy (with extreme safety concerns) with pets, favorite foods, and the whole package! Here's a way to cook toast (Docter Noel's favorite food!) safely! First, put it in the toaster and back away from it. Wait 3 hours and then carefully pry it out from the toaster, using a safety device like toilet paper wrapped around your hands. Put it on your plate and wait another 3 hours. A perfect breakfast -- oops, it's lunch already! And check out some of Docter Noel's dance moves! Here is one dedicated to his pet Dennis, who is a stone! The dance move is called, "The Stone." Instead of "The Worm," which is VERY dangerous indeed, in "The Stone," you just have one not dangerous at all step! It is: (1) lie down carefully and delicately, and stay there with your eyes open as wide as you can. (2) That's it! Docter Noel Zone also tells you how to act in real emergencies! For example, there is a PIRATE on your school bus! (Forewarning: Pirates like to dress up as crossing guards..) (1) Pretend to speak in the language of the Pirates (I already gave away too much, so I'm not telling you this one until you read the book, arrr matey!) (2) Give them a treasure map LEADING AWAY FROM THE BUS. (3) You're a hero! And note of advice, vampires like to dress up as subs (not submarines, the teachers), so watch out if they ride segways! They might be vampires! But the most dangerous vehicle of all is the.. bicycle! But Gretel from the cabbage cabin rides one.. :swoons: :cues romantic music: Ahh, Gretel.. Cabbages+Pretty Girl = True Love.. :snaps out of it: Anyway, Docter Noel Zone has removed all bicyles and dangerous equipment in his yard.. and covered it with concrete. WHY?!??!?!?!??!? That makes it more dangerous??!?!??! Sometimes you don't have common sense.. Docter. In this hilarious, imaginative, creative book, you will learn A LOT of cool stuff, like how to chase away pirates, and how to ward off vampires, and how to prepare toast properly.. on and on! You might find this stuff ironic or funny or not take it seriously, but these tips might help you later in life! There's also a DETBAFOD at the end, a little "test" to show if you can become a Dangerologist (LEVEL 1) and have a chance at beating Docter Noel Zone at the title, "Best and Only Dangerologist". So there you have it - good luck, POD (pupils of Dangerology) Grade - B+ ~FelicisOwl (Dangerologist Level 3 - printed the test three time XDDD)

When I first picked up this book, I felt like I was being a little bit of a curmudgeon and by the end, I was holding onto it like it was gold. Punished is about two boys, Logan and Benedict. Logan has to do 3 days of tasks, like finding oxymorons, palindromes and more. Punished is a short but sweet book.

It was a very good book. There was a good beginning,middle and end. My favorite part of the book is when Scaredy planned his birthday party.

I love the book called Bad Guys I think you should read it.It is so awsome because the animals can talk and I like how they work together and they believeen each other and it is really funny this is my faverite book to read I think you will like it check it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This book is about a boy called George who had a grumpy and grizzly old grandma.He wanted to teach her a lesson.So when it was time for her medicine ,George made a disgusting mixture,which was guaranteed to explode and send her through the roof.Which things did George put into the Medicine?What happened to grandma?If you want to discover it, read it. I enjoyed this book because I like experiments. I liked the part of the story when George went to the toilet and got things for the medicine.My favorite part was when Grandma got small until you could’nt see her. I recommend this book for boys and girls that like doing experiments.It is for boys and girls who are between 7 and 13 years old.

bad kitty is about a cat named kitty. She does funny things. In the book kitty needs some exercise. My favorite part is when kitty eats asparagus

I read this to my reading buddy, Fiona. She loved it! I like to. Basically, David gets in trouble, then tells a lie, though sometimes he's telling the truth. And at the end of the book, he admits he did it.

i love love love this book

George and Harold have a mean principal. The principals name is Mr.Krupp. George and Harold made fun of the teachers and pulled pranks. Mr.Krupp sent them to detention. George and Harold hypnotized him and told him he was Captain Underpants. They almost got into lots of trouble. Will they save themselves? Read the adventures of Captain Underpants to find out.