There was a fine young lady,
And her name was Honor Brown.
She didn't want to go to school.
She hoped it would burn down.

Why would she want to go to school, when
...her teacher is a warty toad?

...her friends are crooks and villains?

...the principal chops your head off if you talk in class?

It can't be true...or can it?
Find out in this laugh-out-loud account of the horrors of going to school, told from the point of view of a girl with a huge imagination.