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Best Babysitters Ever

Best Babysitters Ever

By Caroline Cala

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Malia knew that destiny had found her when she found The Babysitters Club: Kristy's Great Idea; a group of girls making money and babysitting kids. Making money AND hanging out with your best friends? That sounded like a deal to Malia. Plus this would help fund an AMAZING joint birthday party for the friend's 13th birthday. The little kid part sounded okay, but who really cares that. Teaming up with her best friends, Bree and Dot, the girls form a club "BAD Babysitters" more known now as "Best Babysitters". A rocky website, candy, and challenging kids are all part of the Best Babysitter's first time. But then a horrible thing happens. Chelsea, Malia's big sister, forms a club "Seaside Sitters" that also babysits as well as gets a HUGE number of jobs, has a fancy website, and is stealing all of their business! Now for the Best Babysitters this isn't just a babysitting crisis: it's a war officially! Sabotages, jobs, and mistakes all face the Best Babysitters. Will they take back the business and have an amazing 13th party? Overall, this was a fun and easy read that anyone would enjoy. Happy reading!

The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

By Christopher Healy

This story is a bunch of fairy tales in a fairy tale, but with a twist. At first I was skeptical about this book, because I am very picky and choose-y about how fairy-tales are written and executed. BUT this book, this book and its story plot... is so exquisite and on-beat. I say this because the way the author introduces the characters one by one, takes different fairy-tales and mushes them together and creates something original, funny, and rich in wholesome-ness is so impressive! The way Healy lets things sail smoothly, then hits you with an unexpected wave is what makes this book riveting and hard to put down. I'd say that this book is SO underrated. If I hadn't had it on my kindle recommendations, I never would've read it. Except, I'd be obliviously missing out on such a nostalgic and lyrical story. I've always been a sucker for fairy tales, and have read and coveted them since forever, so this really reminds me of a more sophisticated version of classics. Overall, this was a very magnetic and graceful take on what might happen after Ever After, and was super enjoyable and well-written.

Charlie Thorne and the Last Equation

Charlie Thorne and the Last Equation

By Stuart Gibbs

Einstein had thought up a more efficient formula than e=mc2, called Pandora. Einstein had hidden it with a meticulously planned puzzle, and the CIA has been searching for it for decades. Agent Dante Garcia puts everything at risk and blackmails Charlie Thorne, a 12-year-old genius, into searching Pandora. The race for Pandora has begun, and it changes Charlie Thorne forever. Stuart Gibbs has written many book series (Spy school, Moon Alpha...), but I thought Charlie Thorne was the best. It has adventure, action, espionage, history, geography, romance, and EVERYTHING YOU COULD HOPE FOR IN A BOOK! There are some shootings and teasing about crushes, but it is appropriate for all ages! Charlie Thorne's personality is charming and sarcastic, and it's very fun to think about how she would react if she and I met. I support feminist rights and the book "flowed". If you see this book at a library, try reading it! It'll catalpult you into the Charlie Thorne universe!

Go, Dog Go (I Can Read It All By Myself, Beginner Books)

Go, Dog Go (I Can Read It All By Myself, Beginner Books)

By P.D. Eastman

Okay okay. I know that this is obviously something that doesn't belong in my book list. But I just read it to my little sister and wanted to review it. I would definitely recommend this book for 7-8 year olds (younger if you read it to them) I think it's a cute book that has a rhyme on every page. My sister definitely enjoyed it. Thanks for reading -Ajg15's Reviews

Yukon Ho! (Calvin and Hobbes)

Yukon Ho! (Calvin and Hobbes)

By Bill Watterson

Yukon Ho! is another wonderful Calvin and Hobbes book. But... them again every Calvin and Hobbes book is a good one. The six year old boy and his tiger always have good adventures. Spaceman Spiff is still alive and well no matter how many monsters (and aliens) come his way. Hobbes still has an enthusiastic greeting to Calvin coming home from another horrible school day with Mrs. Wormwood. Yes, although Bill Watterson retired forever ago, Calvin and Hobbes still lures in new readers every day. -Sharkysharks

Johnny and the Bomb (Johnny Maxwell Trilogy, 3.)

Johnny and the Bomb (Johnny Maxwell Trilogy, 3.)

By Terry Pratchett

BOMBS. They fell on Blackwell, Johnny's town, in 1941. But why don't more people care about them??? Huh? That's what JOHNNY thinks. And one day, he and his friends find Mrs. Tachyon lying on the street! She got attacked by a ghostly banana! Mrs. Tachyon is known for pushing a cart full of mysterious black bags. Johnny takes the black bags to his garage, where he and his friend Kirsty find out that the bags are full of TIME. Soon, Yo-less, Bigmac, Johnny, Wobbler, and Kirsty have traveled to 1941. It's the day before the BOMBS! But when they try to travel back to the present, something goes WRONG. Wobbler can't come back, and it turns out that it's because they have caused Wobbler's grandpa to die in the BOMB ATTACK. They will have to help Wobbler! And Johnny sees the opportunity to save those other pleeeple as well. But can they do it? The book was very strange and hard to understand, especially the "TROUSER LEGS OF TIME", but I liked how it was funny. Overall it was VARY GUUD.

Only You Can Save Mankind (Johnny Maxwell Trilogy)

Only You Can Save Mankind (Johnny Maxwell Trilogy)

By Terry Pratchett

It is the TRYING TIMES in Johnny's house, and he is escaping from his parents' arguments by playing video games on his Pineapple. He has played Megasteroids, Galactic Thrusters, and now he's playing Only You can save MANKIND. One day Johnny is firing missiles and throwing bananas at ScreeWees when suddenly, he gets a mysterious message. It says, "WE WISH TO TAlKKKK!!!" Are the aliens...ALIVE? Then Johnny has a dream about them and realizes that whenever he dreams, he goes into GAME SPACE. The ScreeWee Captain talks to Johnny and informs him that he will lead them across the border of Game Space and back to their home planet! The ScreeWee fleet is heading deep into Game Space, so the players are finding it difficult to find them, but what if they get wiped out by those people who leave their computers on for 30000000 hours?? Johnny will have to get the help of Kirsty, a very experienced and evil gamer who wants to win everything. But will she help the ScreeWee? Or will she just blast them to pieces? ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MANKIND was very entertaining and witty and was EXCITING at the end. But the theme was hard to find.

Nooks & Crannies

Nooks & Crannies

By Jessica Lawson

The girl named Tabitha Crum, who grew up with her cruel and unloving parents, who rather to send Tabitha away to the orphanage than treat her like their daughter. Tabitha also have loyal and trusting sidekick which is actually an mouse named Pemberley who always with her. Tabitha actually LOVES the mysteries book series, until when an woman sends the letter to her parents about an manor (I forgot already, sorry!) from an woman named Camilla DeMoss, an lonely woman determined to find her grandkids, twins, one boy and one girl. But the ending is so heartwarming, I don`t want to spoil this book for you but one boy that Tabitha met, Oliver Appleby, is her friend until Oliver and Tabitha both discorved (sorry if I spelt that word wrong) were TWINS! I would def recommend this book!

Fortnite Battle Royale Hacks: Surviving the Final Circle: An Unofficial Guide to Tips and Tricks That Other Guides Won't Teach You

Fortnite Battle Royale Hacks: Surviving the Final Circle: An Unofficial Guide to Tips and Tricks That Other Guides Won't Teach You

By Jason R. Rich

I LOVE Fortnite. Regenade rader is the bestest character and even though they dindnt talk about her much it Is the best gane ever. READ THIS IF YOU LUV FROTINE!

Spongebob Memes: Funny New Memes, Reddit Memes, NSFW Memes, Dirty Memes, Meme Book.

Spongebob Memes: Funny New Memes, Reddit Memes, NSFW Memes, Dirty Memes, Meme Book.

By Meme Machine

I've always loved memes,but now there is spongebob memes?! How,why!,When!,

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