Kids Books - Humor
The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Pt. 1 (Vol 1)
By J. R. R. Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring is the sequel to the Hobbit, but is technically the first book in the three-book series, the Lord of the Rings. This story takes place in Middle- Earth, a unique fantasy land that is filled with magical creatures. There's a lot of background information, but at present, a hobbit named Frodo is given an ancient ring, forged by evil, which he must destroy in a far-off land. He is accompanied by a Fellowship (group). And so begins a magical story brimming to the top with adventure, excitement, and danger! This book is great, except it's pretty hard to understand and uses large vocabulary (even I was confused at some parts!). But don't let that stop you from reading it! This is one of the great classics that is not-so-classical, which I believe everyone should read at some point. If you like fantasy and action, this is a must- read!
Genie in a Bottle (Whatever After #9) (Whatever After (Hardcover))
By Sarah Mlynowski
ABA journal and into the story of Aladdin aladdin and then when they gave you a ride and they played Dumbo aladdin can go to the Moon get the magic lamp to Abby and Jonah take it i'm pretending that watching adventures and when they go with that man to the cape they say that I was reading that because they had already given the genie in the lamp away they forgot to say that my fairy freed from the mirror instead of very they said that the dream IG which technically meant him himself Jessie Honeyman the genie in the lamp.wa find out that you lost them inside the genie to unlock the door so that he'll ask the genie to unlock the door so that it can go outside and the team does so her name then he tries to get a lap they try to get married to the Princess Twilight's Alexa Ridin but then comes by and gets the ring and then i'm coming back we only get three wishes per day one Wish from Magic Carpet and the man Carrie Spencer bought her a labrador was supposed to marry Aladdin and the castle up to the other side of the town they would probably was it so strong and she had to follow the master who the ring was wearing it that was just break it was sorry I don't think about the Rings because they are supposed to say that I'll have that ring that if you give me that ring then maybe I'll marry you you did and didn't she said hurry Jonah catch the catch it and got everything back to normal and Aladdin also got my princess and I was there last wish Abby gave Karima up for the ring now coming out with a free Genie do not give up the match and when they reached the end
This Isn't What It Looks Like (The Secret Series)
By Pseudonymous Bosch
This book is really good! On the challenging scale, I would rate it a 3 - just right! This book is basically about how Cass eats Mr Hugo’s chocolate, and then goes into the past. She finds the Jester and does a bunch of stuff to prepare her to go back to the future. She makes sure the Jester and Anastasia leave her a box with the Secret in it. They do, but then the hieroglyphics rapidly turn to dust! What is Cass going to do? The author leaves us with a terrible cliffhanger! What is going to happen? Find out in the next book… yup, I’m also advertising - just kidding! I would recommend this book to 3rd to 7th graders.
Five Nights at Freddy's - The Theories Collection: Learn all of the secrets of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, with dozens of theories and notes from FNAF experts!
By Mike Schmidt, Phone Guy
I love the game Five nights at freddy’s! I never thought DOGO books would have fanfic either! I’m sooo happy! Can’t wait to read it! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
The Land of Stories: The Enchantress Returns
By Chris Colfer
Have you ever wondered what the backstory of the evil enchantress from Sleeping Beauty is like? From first glance, she might seem completely evil, but clearly, Chris Colfer, author of Land of Stories thinks there’s more to it. Here’s a short summary: After Alex’s mom got kidnapped by the enchantress she had to stay cooped up. She goes to her grandma’s house and then falls but in time her brother caught her. When they reached their grandma’s house they found a way to go to the fairy tale world. They meet an old friend Froggy and they go to Red Riding Hood's castle. When they heard the enchantress was taking over the world they thought they needed to do something. They started to go get the things for the wand of wonderment. When they got the Snow queen’s scepter she prophesied out of the 4 travellers 1 would stay. After the harp went into the wand Jack, Goldie, Red, Froggy, and Conner got trapped by the vines. Alex started to get determined and she needed the enchantress' anger. After she got some by talking to her she got blasted by the enchantress. She came back and dropped the wand on purpose and started beating the enchantress. She was beating the enchantress by words. The enchantress started to lose her power. But then the enchantress got the wand. Conner got Goldielocks’s sword and cut it in half. Some things I appreciated about the book were the themes, characters, and worldbuilding. A theme that I discovered while embarking on a journey with Alex and Connor in Book 2 is to never give up because you never know what is going to happen. I know because when Alex beat the Enchantress she never knew it was going to end like that. There was also some significant character development. In the first book Conner never paid attention to the class. But in the second book he became a good writer after he experienced the fairy tale world. Alex on the other hand she stayed the same and is still a straight A student. Lastly, I was intrigued by what happened in the fantasy world that Colfer created. In the fairy tale world there is castles, caves, villages, Kingdoms, Towers Overall, I’d rate the book 5 stars because it doesn’t have any confusing parts. It is also a very imaginative book. I would recommend this book to third graders because it seems like it would be popular among that age group because the fantasy aspect is very engaging.
Guinness World Records 2014
By Guinness World Records
These kindas of books are amazing. They are kind of like weird but true except longer and has things that people have done to set a record. When it says 2014, does that mean they will add other things from other years, or have they already gotten all of the records for a year? I really want to buy this book and maybe a few other world record books. I can't wait.
11 Birthdays
By Wendy Mass
What would you do if had your birthday was 2 times in a row? Have another amazing day, right? But what would you do if your birthday repeated itself... every day?? Amanda and Leo are best friends. At least, they used to be. Ever since meeting in the hospital where they were born, they have celebrated their birthday together. But it's almost Amanda and Leo's 11th birthday, and because of some mean words said at their 10th birthday party, they will not be celebrating together this year. Their 11th birthday passes, with a weird encounter from the oldest women in Willow Falls, that everybody thinks is mysterious, and, to the kids, possibly even magical. But to their surprise, the next day, IT'S THEIR BIRTHDAY. AGAIN!! Somehow, their birthday repeated itself! But Amanda and Leo are the only ones stuck in this time trap... and it’s up to them to work together to try to break this spell. I really loved this book!! It combines adventure, comedy, and friendship into an awesome story! I couldn’t wait to read the rest of the series (which is amazing as well, by the way!) and I think you’ll enjoy it too! Wendy Mass is an amazing author, I highly recommend any of her books! I recommend this one for ages 8+.
Zombie in Love
By Kelly DiPucchio
I like this book because the Zombie is looking for a date for the ball. he looks for one from day to night and still can't find one. Spoiler: He goes to the ball anyway and he finds one he was in love. so that is why I give this book five stars.
Junie B.'s Essential Survival Guide to School (Junie B. Jones)
By Barbara Park
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GREAT!!!!now I know what to get my brother for his birthday !!!! he loves Junie .b. Jones books. so I know he will like this book.plus I want this book too. this is going to be great!!!! BUT!!!! THE PROBLEM WITH THIS BOOK IS IT DON'T HAVE PROPER VOCAB/SPELLING. SO KIDS 6&UNDER SHOULD NOT READ THIS BOOK
Junie B., First Grader: Dumb Bunny (Junie B. Jones, No. 27)
By Barbara Park
haha!!! this book is so funny!!! I read it recently and it was halarious!!! :) She was hopeing for a fun easter party = but she got a giant bunny costume and had to take pictures! she was so mad, but madder at mae and she wanted that gold egg badly!!!theres fighting, chaos, and more!!!









