Kids Books - Humor

Space Brat (Space Brat 1)

Space Brat (Space Brat 1)

By Bruce Coville

I have the book.

Blorks Evil Twin (Space Brat 2) (Space Brat)
Fourth Grade Rats (Apple Paperbacks)

Fourth Grade Rats (Apple Paperbacks)

By Jerry Spinelli

you should read this book because,its this boy who wants to be in third grade again in he cant because he is in four grade now.and his friend is trying to be strong.and the boy he likes a girl so his friend tell her that he is stonger than him.and the girl laugh,and he was mad at his friend and they went to their house.and then they said sorry and his friend said you need to be strong than he said ok.so now he is trying to say no to his mom and he never said no to his mom.and he said her mom takes a bath with him.and he have to take a bath by his self.and then the girl that he likes to be friends.will you should read this book it is funny and awsome

Twist My Charm: The Popularity Spell

Twist My Charm: The Popularity Spell

By Toni Gallagher

I read this book it is pretty nice. It is very sad and made me want to cry. It brought out my emotions. Here is my summary of this story. Cleo is a regular girl who has moved from Ohio to California, has a new school, and it was just her birthday. Cleo's mother died when she was born. Madison, the bully in this story, is making fun of Cleo and her new friend Samantha ( Sam for short ). Sam is smart and ALWAYS has a comeback for Madison. One day Cleo comes home and there is a package waiting for her. She opens it and finds a voodoo doll and some instructions. In the very bottom there is a birthday card from her uncle, Arnie. It is called the Positive Happy Voodoo Doll. Cleo and Sam do a voodoo trick, and it works! Then they do a trick on Madison. It ends with Madison running out the door ( farting ) and everyone laughing with and NOT at Sam and Cleo. The next trick Madison ends up cursing during their science projects. I forgot to mention that Cleo's dad has a girlfriend, that Cleo despises, and Sam's mom is single. Sam wants to do a trick so that Cleo's dad breaks up with his girlfriend and gets closer to Sam's mom. This ends with the girlfriend getting in a car accident and me wanting to cry. They make many visits and Cleo tells Sam that she wants to stop tricking her dad's girlfriend. Sam gets angry and yells in the cafeteria. Madison is not a bully any more. Cleo becomes friends with Madison and tells her the WHOLE story. Madison is more curious than angry. Sam has the voodoo doll and they need to get it back. They make a story about having to go to Sam's house and trap Sam. They run to a graveyard that Sam visits many times and look for the doll. They find it, but Sam has gotten out of the trap! She is angry and chases after them. Sam leaves them alone after special circumstances and they destroy the doll. That way it can do no more evil. I look forward to reading the next book. Until then my friends. Farewell.

Disney Christmas Storybook Collection

Disney Christmas Storybook Collection

By Elle D. Risco, Calliope Glass

I've read sneak peeks of this book in bookstores. Even though I'm a little old for the storybook collections, I thought some of the stories were very sweet. Rapunzel celebrates her first Christmas in the kingdom with Flynn. We also see the classic Mickey's Christmas Carol. Very nice book!

Batneezer: The Creature From My Closet

Batneezer: The Creature From My Closet

By Obert Skye

I wanna read it cause I'v almost finished the whole series!

Myth-O-Mania: Have a Hot Time, Hades! - Book #1

Myth-O-Mania: Have a Hot Time, Hades! - Book #1

By Kate McMullan

cats

i love this book i could read this book over and over agian

Zombiekins

Zombiekins

By Kevin Bolger

It starts in a little town called Dementedville. A yard-sale was out from the spookiest house on the block, the Widow's. Stanley and his friend, Miranda, look around. Stanley then finds a stuffed toy by the name of a "Zombiekins". He buys it without reading the instructions on the box. He then faces terror: everybody in the school is turning into zombies!! Miranda and Him are left without the Zombiekin bite. They run through halls until they're in the teachers lounge. They try to block everything, but the zombies bust in... slowly and steady. Zombiekin enters through a different door. Both are terrified.Then Stanley remembers: The Widow gave him taffy. But what good would taffy to to a couple of zombies?

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