Kids Books - Humor

This book is a funny quick book and good to take after reading a really long book.

Today a author is coming to the school!they are all really excited to get the re books signed but then the author says he will not sign the boys book because it's ripped!so lunch lady knows there is something wrong.she goes to where he said he loved and he didn't live there!so she goes to this other place.and he has all of the m missing gym teachers since five years ago!and now he is taking there gym teacher ! ! ! ! Lunch lady saves all of the gym teachers!!!😁 I think this was a good book and I recommend to all ages and I rate this book 4/5 stars Pizzagirl7

Today they are going to camp.but the counselors are making lots of jokes about a green goey monster in the lake .and one of the counslers dress up as the monster and scares the kids.but this time it attacks the counselor .and nobody believes him .I'm not going to spoil it but you'll be surprised!!!😁 I think this was a good book and I recommend to all ages and I rate this book 4/5 stars 😁 Pizzagirl7 😁 😁

Today they are going on a field trip and ... . . . . The kids think the tour is boring so they go and look around and they see that some of the art is fake!like a painting,and a rubber head thing!then they know it's fake.😮 then these people come into the room and say "courosidy killed the cat!!!" Then the capture them and put them in a cell. but then!!!Lunch lady saves the day and fixes the paintings!I recommend this book to all ages and I rate this book 4/5 😁 Pizzagirl7 😁

This book is quite funny. You should read it. The boy in the book loves wafers and knows how to do wafer balancing. My favorite part is when Delia's hair looks terrible because I find it funny. I think kids of the age 6 - 12 must read this book.

This book was really good. I liked the giraffe a lot, even if he didn't like his neck. I'm glad he made a friend at the end of the book.

This book was just okay. I didn't like it as much as I thought I would. It did have really nice pictures. I would not read this one again.

Alice has always known she was different, but she didn't know why. She was bigger than the other kids, and had a ton of orange brown curly hair she called The Mane. The other kids had never accepted her, not even her parents had. She went from school to school, trying to find 'her people' as her grandma said. Finally her parents sent her to The Experimental Center for Love and Learning. Everyone there was weird and different, and everyone was polite to her, until a girl named Jessica comes. She pretends to be Alice's friend just so she can humiliate her. Alice becomes friends with Millie, a Bigfoot. Can Alice save Millie's tribe when people start hunting them?

The grand opening of the Kalamazoo City Dome, the largest indoor and outdoor amusement in the whole wide world, has the people in Kalamazoo are excited, mostly because a movie for Chase Mercy is going to be held at the dome! But there was many crimes before the blockbuster, so Zengo and O'Malley head to the crime scene.

The mayoral race for Kalamazoo City's mayor is heating up, and one of the candidates, Frank Pandini Jr., has been threatened by a boomerang wielding flying squrriel on orders of a mysterious assailant. He requests for a special bodyguard from the Platypus Police Squad, Detective Rick Zengo, which leaves Detective Corey O'Malley to be partered with Detective Jo Cooper, the newest detective of the Platypus Police Squad. Can they solve the mystery behind the attacks?