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Middle School: Save Rafe!

Middle School: Save Rafe!

By James Patterson

I loved this book I would recommend this to people that like funny but almost real stories or if you like drawing Rafe is a boy living a normal life until he goes to this camp to get back in school he meets new friends and learns to work in teams and try new things and to explore life just a little deeper than you already has it gave me inspiration to make a camp for my stuffed animals to do it gives inspiration to not give and do not back up when times are tough.

The Great Shelby Holmes: Girl Detective

The Great Shelby Holmes: Girl Detective

By Elizabeth Eulberg

The Great Sherlock Holmes- wait, did I say Sherlock? No, I meant The Great Shelby Holmes… there so analogous in personalities, I almost confused myself! Okay… maybe I’m a bit exaggerating, after all she doesn’t smoke a pipe like Sherlock, but Detective Shelby is best of the best… Did I tell you that she’s nine and is in sixth grade! Although she may be someone one would want to underestimate.. I REPEAT: Do not underestimate Detective Shelby (trust me on that one)... Meet Dr. John Hamish Watson- aww man I did it again! I meant John Watson…. Sherlock Holmes’s friend and associate… AGAIN, I got myself carried away… Anyways, John Watson is the kid who moves near Shelby’s home- sure the way I talk about him seems unimportant… but John and Shelby are the true key in order to solving a case… well… any case. The thing is Shelby never had any friends… and she would one aloof duck… but it’s would okay because she would always be engrossed in solving mysteries and pissing off incompetent detectives adults like Inspector G. Lestrade… oops I meant Detective Lestrade(except Inspector Lestrade can be more respected instead of Detective Lestrade- you’ll realize why), but it makes complete sense… Detective Lestrade is incompetent, very immature (I would have mistaken her for a nine year old instead of an adult) Anyways, Shelby shows John around the vicinity and John speculates how Shelby is a celebrity (well, sort of), everybody acknowledges her and asks if she wants something… One day when Shelby was β€œwalking” John, Tamraβ€” a student from The Academyβ€” was in a dire need of help… Her show dog, Daisy, was missing! So on they go to their β€œperilous” journey. So as Shelby and John observes around Tamra’s opulent home, they come across Zareen and her dog and Zane. They actually come across a lot of suspects, but not that many evidence… Uh oh! Could it be Zareen because she’s jealous of Tamra and she wants all the attention.. Or could it be the dog trainer, Emerson, who was caught in a lie? Oh, could it be Tamra who did it to go to Paris with her sister? . Wait we’re not at that part yet… Anyways John feels bad because he thinks he’s using Shelby to make β€œactual friends” like Zane, who can β€œplay ball” like Watson (sorry, I’m just testing out the nickname Shelby has for John which is Watson)... As they looked through the evidence and the β€œcrime scene,” so many elements come in play which is why it’s so hard to find the culprit- but not to Shelby and John. While John was playing pickup basketball with Zane and his friends, they obtained a lead! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN… Could this be the breaking point and are they going to find the culprit? So this story was such a fun break from reading depressing short stories… I was completely shocked about who did it… I really liked the overall message and the content itself.. It really reminded me of Friday Barnes- a book- I REALLY RECOMMEND… And it all comes down to this: what everybody needs is a true friend. For people who enjoy solving mysteries, Sherlock Holmes, and reading about friendship, this book is for you! Hope you read this amazing, mysterious, adventurous, and suspenseful book… because it WILL keep you up! Enjoy!

Moana Little Golden Book (Disney Moana)

Moana Little Golden Book (Disney Moana)

By Laura Hitchcock

This book is just like the movie.when moana was young she was very interested by the water.when she was by the water one day she found a stone. Bird t her dad came and got her and she dropped it . and her gramma picked it up.after her gramma died she gave it back to moana . Moana goes on a pick trip finnaly in the water and restores the heart of te fiti.does she make it?does everything go well?you'll have to read the book to find out I recommend this book to all ages and I rate this book 4/5 stars 😁-Pizzagirl7πŸ’˜

The Berenstain Bears Clean House (I Can Read Book 1)

The Berenstain Bears Clean House (I Can Read Book 1)

By Jan Berenstain

This book is about one day the bears decide they need to do a spring clean so they start at the bottom and work there way up....after they go to every room and take out a lot of stuff they decide to have a yard sale . After they see all of there stuff in the yard they decide that they want to keep all of the stuff they got rid of .so they put it all in the attic.this is a pretty funny book .I recommend it to new readers.its pretty little.thank u for reading my review - Pizzagirl7

Pinkalicious: School Rules! (I Can Read Level 1)

Pinkalicious: School Rules! (I Can Read Level 1)

By Victoria Kann

I loves this book because in one part Pinkalicious brought Goldie, her unicorn, to school. But Goldie doesn't know any of the rules for school... Read the book to find out what happens next! I hope you enjoy your review! I recommend this book for ages 4-5!

Dracula

Dracula

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But, it's a little like reading Shakespeare by yourself

Tom Gates: Super Good Skills (Almost...)

Tom Gates: Super Good Skills (Almost...)

By Liz Pichon

It was hilarious! !!

Horrid Henry Early Reader: Horrid Henry's Birthday Party: Book 2

Horrid Henry Early Reader: Horrid Henry's Birthday Party: Book 2

By Francesca Simon

Yasmine

I love this book. I I read it for hours

The Worst Witch All at Sea

The Worst Witch All at Sea

By Jill Murphy

!!!WARNING, THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS!!! This book is about Mildred Hubble. She is a second year at Cackle's academy and last term, she saved MR Rowan-Webb from being stuck as a frog forever and now it is the summer term! As a thank you, he invites her and the whole class on holiday at his place. 10 minutes into the term, Miss Cackle takes away Mildred's familiar, Tabby and swaps it for Fenella Fervew's (former student at Cackle's academy) cat Ebony as she moves to Pentangle's and there they use owls, not cats. She sneaks Tabby on holiday only to find that the place they are staying at is a nightmare and he would have been much better back there, in the kitchen. To find out more, READ THIS BOOK!!!

Camping Catastrophe! (Ready, Freddy! (Prebound))

Camping Catastrophe! (Ready, Freddy! (Prebound))

By Abby Klein

This book is adventurous and has many problems and scary parts but they eventually fix it.First, they didn't or forgot to bring the tent.Next, Freddy and Robbie ran to get fire wood but they kicked a bee hive and the bees chased them until they jumped into the water.His parents were very mad and they took a long time to cool off.Later, at night, a bear came to them to eat food and they lost all of their food.Unfortunately, Freddy's dad made a skunk spray him with deodorant and he got so stinky he even jumped into the big lake.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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