Kids Books - Humor

Alice has always known she was different, but she didn't know why. She was bigger than the other kids, and had a ton of orange brown curly hair she called The Mane. The other kids had never accepted her, not even her parents had. She went from school to school, trying to find 'her people' as her grandma said. Finally her parents sent her to The Experimental Center for Love and Learning. Everyone there was weird and different, and everyone was polite to her, until a girl named Jessica comes. She pretends to be Alice's friend just so she can humiliate her. Alice becomes friends with Millie, a Bigfoot. Can Alice save Millie's tribe when people start hunting them?

The grand opening of the Kalamazoo City Dome, the largest indoor and outdoor amusement in the whole wide world, has the people in Kalamazoo are excited, mostly because a movie for Chase Mercy is going to be held at the dome! But there was many crimes before the blockbuster, so Zengo and O'Malley head to the crime scene.

The mayoral race for Kalamazoo City's mayor is heating up, and one of the candidates, Frank Pandini Jr., has been threatened by a boomerang wielding flying squrriel on orders of a mysterious assailant. He requests for a special bodyguard from the Platypus Police Squad, Detective Rick Zengo, which leaves Detective Corey O'Malley to be partered with Detective Jo Cooper, the newest detective of the Platypus Police Squad. Can they solve the mystery behind the attacks?

Josh and Danny were having a pretty great day, until Tarquin, the most obnoxious boy in the whole neighborhood, came over to play with them. Tarquin always dresses in fancy clothes as if he was fifty, and doesn't do anything that is fun, and torments innocent insects. When things couldn't have gotten worse, Tarquin takes Petty's bottle of S.W.I.T.C.H spray, thinking it was just a spray bottle full of water, turns Josh and Danny into ants! Can they switch back into humans without all of their legs being pulled off?

Snail and Worm are good friends. I really liked reading about their silly adventures. They are always having fun together. It was easy to read.

I was so excited to read this book when I saw it at my library. It was awesome! I read it several times and I would read it again.

I loved this book.This is one of my favorite books.The pig is so silly and thinks he can really fly. the duck helps him fly. but everyone knows pigs cant fly. This is so funny everyone should read this book. Funniest book ever.

Wow! This book is funny and amazing. I love thses series. Its about a class pet hamster who thinks he is a student and studies and has a dicanery and things like that. But his experinces are diffrent from what i would let my hamster do. Hope you read it.

Danny and Josh are trying to stay away from Petty Potts. They don't want to be involved in her crazy top-secret experiments, and won't want to get turned into bugs! But when their mom's flower garden is ruined the day before the giant neighborhood competition, they ask Petty Potts for help, and she turns the twins into bluebottle flies to find the culprit.

Jake is a really funny character. He is also the main character of the book. At my school we have a thing like the popularity ratings that Jake and his school does. Jake and his kid cards are so hilarious and his drawings are really good. I haven´t finished the whole book yet but i´m curious to see how Jake will get back on top at his new Maryland school and how many friends will he make. No more spoilers.