Kids Books - Humor

Warning: If you are a little kid DO NOT READ THIS (younger than 13) this tale is indeed dark and indeed Grimm. It is dark, yes, but awesome. (Quote from book) This is the true story of Hansel and Gretal-and a bit before them as well. None of this would have happened if not for the First Raven, Second Raven, and Third Raven. As you venture through the TRUE story of Hansel and Gretal, a narrator accompanys you, making everything more opinion-based but hilarious. Little Hansel and Gretal leave at age five from the castle to go find better parents. This is the story of everything in the past, present, and future.

I enjoyed this title. It will make a good read read aloud. I was excited to see that this is the same author that wrote We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes which was a hilarious title! Guinea Dog is about the theme of a child wanting a dog as a pet and the parent saying NO. I personally have been there and understand the intense desire to get a dog to love and play with. Like Rufus, my dad said absolutely not! This was a wonderful fantasy about what happens if the boy gets a guinea pig that does exactl...more

This book is amazing it starts at the bus three girl are the most popular and always rude the leader is Alexis wright (most popular) and the two girls by her are Whitney (best hair),and Tay (sweetest smile).They be mean to a girl that doesn't talk that much and Alexis says do you even were deodorant.Frannie (the star of the book) say in her head that she wants to stick up for the girl but she to afraid.Frannie has two siblings that don't care about her even her parents don't care about her.The parents decide to have a last minute trip to Jamaica.Frannie starts to cry her mother say that they want to have a alone time.Then when the day comes frannies mom comes in to say bye and it was chrismtas eve she wishes that she lived with a different family and it happened but it kept on happening over and over Frannie has to try to find a way to get back to her home sweet home.

I gave this book 5 out of 5 stars. This book is SO funny. I know it will make you laugh and keep you interested the entire time. Robert Munsch also makes the characteristics look realistic. You can buy this book anywhere! You can buy it online or even a local store. If you want to laugh so hard that you might cry, this book is for you!

I own this book and I just wanted to say this book is so good and if you stop reading this book in between then you will miss everything good in the book. I recommend this book for people who like princesses!!!!!

The story is nice and cool It talk about love It talks about romance It talks about time

This book was really good and I went through it pretty quickly. It's all about a family that has three kids and a father named Mr. Cheeseman. When Mr. Cheeseman"s wife, Olivia, passes away,he has a brilliant idea to make a time machine (AKA the LVR)to bring back his beautiful wife and mother for the three. But, of course since it is a time machine, bad guys try to take it away. It's a really fun and quick book. I highly recommend it for all!

I thought the book was a little boring, but I liked the illustrations.

I'm almost done with it :D it's good. Big Nate is back with all-new chronological collection with cartoons! Can Nate Wright get and cooler? Not according to Nate himself. He's already P.S 38's rockin'est drummer finest poet (check out his haiku about brazil nuts) and deepest thinker--in his own mind. But does Nate have it to take to hang with Marcus, leader of the school's most notorious posse? Or will he decide that being cool isn't all it's cracked up to be ? Read Say Good-Bye to Dork City... and say hello to lost of laughs!

I love her adventures and how fancy she is. And I like learning French words