Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is top secret and it's for kids only! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it's just the kids, we'll let the cat out of the bag: this book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It's also packed with weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. And entomophagy. (What's that? It's the practice of eating worms.) But there's more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You'll be briefed in how to make your own secret code, where the Jolly Roger pirate flag came from, mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings, the original alchemist and the search for the philosopher's stone, the Captain Underpants story, a secret recipe for edible glass, sneakers of the future, and much, much more!

Lexile score: 1000L
Paperback, 288 pages
Published on June 22, 2004 by Portable Press
ISBN-10: 1592232310
ISBN-13: 9781592232314
4 Book Reviews
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  • lucylu
    lucyluMonday, October 5, 2015 at 12:45 pm
    i haven't read this book yet,but i want to now!!! it seems very funny,and i can't wait to read it!!!!
    • gymnast191
      gymnast191Saturday, August 29, 2015 at 4:46 pm
      So funny I loved it
      • playdoh
        playdohMonday, August 17, 2015 at 2:58 pm
        hope your right!
        • genius1326
          genius1326Wednesday, May 27, 2015 at 1:47 pm55 stars
          This is so funny! Pranks are top on this book, and superstitions. It is all that a kid will like to read, a bunch of Laffs and jokes. Also, it does mention gross and awkward stuff