Squidward: Why are you
doing karate in the kitchen?
SpongeBob: l wanted to show
l could cut the mustard!

Mr. Krabs: Why did you miss work yesterday?
Squidward: l didn't miss it at all!

Teacher: Why are you
putting on lipstick in class?
Pearl: l thought it was a makeup exam!

"Sea" inside for more excuses thought up by SpongeBob and his friends -- and even come up with some yourself!