Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead . Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks.

"Fast! Funny! Fresh!" - Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series

"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!" - Tom Angleberger, New York Times best-selling author of the Origami Yoda series

Thanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat: he's a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it's time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan?

With the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a Vam-Wolf-Zom sounds EXCELLENT! (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT!) At least he'll be able to stand up to the sixth-grade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the Vam-Wolf-Zom, too?

Tom's toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for SpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, and CatDog, this new series is perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and The Last Kids on Earth. EXCELLENT!

Hardcover, 304 pages
Published on February 4, 2020 by Holiday House
ISBN-10: 0823445437
ISBN-13: 9780823445431
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  • YogitaSaturday, March 7, 2020 at 12:37 am
    Brilliant amazing what can I say it is very nice also book it is a amazing book and very nice
    • Excited girlThursday, March 5, 2020 at 4:15 pm
      Very scary!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • F92wpk8 Thursday, March 5, 2020 at 9:14 am
        I love it!:)
        • АминThursday, March 5, 2020 at 1:11 am
          good book and kool!
          • sillyben
            sillybenThursday, February 20, 2020 at 1:34 am44 stars
            A very scary book
            • CuteWednesday, February 19, 2020 at 2:27 pm
              Good book! HEY! And I know the author. If you have a crush on me than say I like cute. Oh! I am a girl. Kiss.😘
              • queenoflove
                queenofloveMonday, March 9, 2020 at 6:56 am33 stars
                Hey! Guys! @Cute used to be me, but I got signed in! This is actually what I look like in real life
              • Alien JimmySaturday, February 15, 2020 at 8:16 am
                Nice book πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ to read
                • Wolflady55Friday, February 14, 2020 at 9:14 am
                  This book was kool 5 stars :)
                  • aerodactyl1
                    aerodactyl1Thursday, February 13, 2020 at 6:26 pm55 stars
                    I would love to read this book of The Middle School Bites because I never read this book before even though it has my favorite monster which is the werewolves and it makes me want to have shape shifting powers so I could shape shift into anything,anyone ,anytime,and anytime I want to.And I also want to shape shift into this werewolf myself so I could do anything I want to.And I would love to learn to draw this magnificent monster called the werewolf and any other mythical creatures,any aliens all Ben 10 series and shows on cartoon network.
                    • zdThursday, February 13, 2020 at 11:11 am