*me imagining i am this artist:* My friend: Hey. You almost done your piece of art? The art show is soon. Me: yes. This year has been a long one. I have dedicated every day to this art. Do you want to see it? My friend: sure. Anything someone has spent a year on cant be that bad. *removes cloth covering* my friend: i think someone stole your art piece. Me: really? *looks* now, why would you think that? My friend: because there isnt anything there. Me: that, my friend, is ART.